i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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