No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just tell him i said nine months
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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