and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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