yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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