I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
