Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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