This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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