I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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