Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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