Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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