Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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