Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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