Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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