i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you win again, gameday.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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