if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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