i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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