Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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