Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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