My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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