Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Come on in and take your pants off
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