It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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