Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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