the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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