So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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