Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
