Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This girl is more easily done than said...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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