Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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