home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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