Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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