Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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