Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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