His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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