I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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