return my video game
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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