I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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