He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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