Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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