bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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