Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Let's get the cat blown out
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
