friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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