Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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