I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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