with your own penis?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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