Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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