No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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