see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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