Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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