Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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