I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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