drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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