is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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